TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:
1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is
their job to tell Facebook "Good
Morning" every day.
2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or
comments on ur post, but reads
everything, and might make
reference to your status if they see
you in public.
3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really
say
anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at
everything.
4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367
friends for NO reason!
5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With
Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual
cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.
6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life,
and everything in it, as evidenced by
the somber tone in ALL of their
status updates.
7) The "Collector" – Never posts
anything either, but joins every
group and becomes fans of the most
random stuff.
8)The "Promoter" – Always sends
event
invitations to things that you
ultimately delete or ignore.
9) The "Liker" – Never actually says
anything, but always clicks the
"like" button.
10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This
person
always posts stuff like "I can't
believe this!", or "They gonna make
me snap today!", in the hopes that
you will ask what happened, or
what's wrong but then they never
finish telling the story.
11) The "News" – Always updates
you on what they are doing and who
they are doing it with, no matter
how arbitrary,
12) The "Thief" – Steals status
updates... and will probably steal
this one. :)
Which one you are???
